Ya Right "ONE"

Subject	Ya Right "ONE"
DateCreated	6/27/2006 3:20:00 PM
PostedDate	6/27/2006 2:17:00 PM
Body	Ya Right "ONE" by JdyJdyJdy   Okay so first I ask the age old question, " Why is there only "ONE" shoe on the side of road?" Or in this picture On the roof of a car? Then I have to ask why did I take this picture 30 yrs ago?? Was it some cosmic force that knew someday I would need to use this picture in a blog on MySpace?? Well its my theory that this same mysterious cosmic force is probably somehow connected to those missing socks! Yes those socks need a shoe right? So somewhere in the universe is lots and lots of "ONE" shoe and "ONE" sock communities. Maybe aliens only have one foot! ya that's another theory. Now on with the "ONE" thing...Ok whos genius idea was it to put "ONE" serving on stuff?? Like on the bag of these chips.... Serving size is "ONE" ounce then they calculate the calories and other BS on that...Now for all the mathmatically challenged what they really mean is this:( you have to multiply 140 by 4)! Thats right cause you know damn well you are eating this whole bag! lol That is a grand total of  560 calories. (yes I had to get out the computer calculator for that) The reason they put "about" 4 servings is because they secretly know you're gonna eat the whole bag so it doesnt really matter. Don't even get me started on the "ONE -Pull-Start" mowers...FOLKS! This is a trick! First off they did not have room on the mowers to put the word HUNDRED after ONE! Thats right! After they figured out it took more than "ONE" pull it was too late to redo the kabillion and ONE manuals, so the super executive said, " Let the stupid MF's figure it out themselves! After they get to pull number 99 its such a relief to only have "ONE" more to go! " Oh and "One" last thing....Wasn't this just a bunch of crap or what? lol