So Good It Will Make You Cry!

Subject	"So Good It Will Make You Cry"
DateCreated	3/17/2006 7:36:00 PM
PostedDate	3/17/2006 7:15:00 PM
Body	I went to lunch the other day at a local fast food restaurant. The name of  the place is Runza's. They are famous for their stuffed sandwiches. I tried one once...I think they would be better off being famous for their onion rings w/ ranch dip...yummy! Anyway as I approached the door I noticed a big sign advertising a new sandwich. It said, "SO GOOD IT WILL MAKE YOU CRY" So now I am thinking to myself, great I am gonna go in here and there are going to be people crying their eyes out yelling, OH MY GAWD! THIS SANDWICH IS SO GOOD! WAAAA! WAAAA! What a disappointment. I don't think anyone ordered that sandwich. I know I didn't. After all I really didn't feel like crying. I ordered my onion rings, sat down and stared at yet another sign saying the same thing, "SO GOOD IT WILL MAKE YOU CRY". I must have really been concentrating on  that sign. Some guy walked up to me and said I wish I knew what was so interesting... I thought to myself , order one of them sandwiches then you'll know! You see I figure that is the kind of sandwich people take home. Not many people want to sit and cry in a restaurant after all. So now I am picturing people going through the drive through and ordering the cry sandwich. They can't wait to get home cause they're hungry, so they chance it and eat some while driving...Oh NO...crying and driving can't be safe, I think that sandwich should come with a warning like, "DON'T EAT THIS WHILE DRIVING, DUE TO THE FACT THAT CRYING WHILE DRIVING IMPAIRS VISION!" Then I am thinking who the hell came up with that slogan? Why would anyone want to eat something that made them cry? Are there Habanero peppers secretly installed inside this sandwich? I would rather eat something that made me say YUMMY! So I would change that ad to "SO GOOD YOU'LL SAY YUMMY!" Of course they didn't ask ME! So now if I get really bored someday I may just order that sandwich. I will wait till the place is packed. Sit down, start eating the sandwich...start crying my eyes out and Yelling...OH MY GAWD! THIS IS SO GOOD! I CAN'T STOP CRYING! Of course I may have to pluck a nose hair out to actually start crying for real. I still can't believe it, a sandwich "SO GOOD IT WILL MAKE YOU CRY!" That damn sandwich best be better than sex then! lol