Funny Things My Kid Says

Subject	Funny Things My Kid Says!
DateCreated	7/8/2006 3:38:00 PM
PostedDate	7/8/2006 2:43:00 PM
Body	Funny Things My Kid Says!   by JdyJdyJdy   One day we were driving and we seen a flock of turkeys. I said, "wow those are some big turkeys!" He said, "Are they Butterball?" I was having a really bad day and said, " I should just jump in the lake!" He said, " What goods that gonna do? You can Swim!" Same bad day, he came up and said, " Your eyes are Sweating all over your face!" I put my swim suit on to get some sun, he said, " Well those exercises aren't working too good. You look good except for the bottom of your stomach, the top of your legs and the top of your arms !   but the  bottom of your legs, the top of you and the bottom of your arms is okay!" Mom would you tell that Dog she is not my MOM!! She keeps looking at me like she is! He said, " Could you give me some privacy? I am trying to talk to myself!" He said, " I cant walk that far" I said, "Why not" He said, "Cause I have a rock in my pocket." He said, " Well you should really try to quit smoking! You could use the candy kind like I do, only problem is they dont have your brand, I checked." Jon asks, " Do parrots talk?" I say,"some do, yes" Jon says, " Well you tell a parrot something and he just says it back to you. I think they should just call them REPEATS instead of parrots!" I am sure there are more and once he says them or I think of them I'll add them to this list!! Kids ! They do say the darndest things!! Is darndest a word?? lol