Stuff That Goes Through My Mind

Subject	this is the kind of stuff that just runs through my mind non stop most days!
DateCreated	10/21/2006 1:14:00 PM
PostedDate	10/21/2006 1:10:00 PM
Body	Do you want to walk through my mind just a bit?? Well stuff like this just comes to me all the time! Sometimes I write it down, sometimes I let it pass....not sure what the hell it all means but.......I guess its just Me!    Take me to another day where the sun is a little brighter Let me feel the warmth of your touch as we sit beside the fire  live on in a dream state as if there were no tomorrow When I haven't seen your face in days my eyes they show the sorrow Take me past the stage of doubt love me now while passions burning may the wind of love never blow out for ecstasy is all about now now and forever till there comes a day let me in take me away lay me down when night has fallen touch my heart with soft words spoken in my eyes you'll see that glow its the place that lovers go forever and a day don't look back only stay smile upon the life you're given rise above the things forbidden make it happen its in your power don't let the sun set on your anger fly above the world so high let me touch you make you smile laugh at all the things you've done never miss a setting sun take me to another day take me now before I get away for patience isn't all that strong live today and seize the passion make me want you without abandon before I close my eyes to sleep whisper something very sweet hold my hand and touch my heart sometimes lovers never part

Dr. RU Blind

Subject	Dr. RU Blind
DateCreated	3/27/2009 6:48:00 AM
PostedDate	3/27/2009 6:48:00 AM
Body	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mlZtVIlcg8 A skit we did in 1988, a spoof about going to the eye doctor.

Weight Loss Two Day Man ( A spoof)

Subject	Weight Loss Two Day Man
DateCreated	3/27/2009 6:45:00 AM
PostedDate	3/27/2009 6:45:00 AM
Body	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR1cWGoDI3M Funny spoof on weight loss claim ads

The "Cat Toy"

Subject	The "Cat Toy"
DateCreated	5/15/2007 7:59:00 PM
PostedDate	5/15/2007 7:26:00 PM
Body	The "Cat Toy" Well the first time Jon found it he was 4, he said " Hey Whats This??" The quick thinker I am I said, " Oh that? ummm ya that is a cat toy!" Jon said, " Well that's kind of big for a cat isn't? How does it work? What does the cat do with that?" Quick thinker Me says, " uhh the cat rolls it around on floor." Standing there with said "Cat Toy" in hand I put it away and changed the subject! So I figured that was the end of that. I'll be more careful where I put the "Cat Toy" from now on. Three years later: We had just moved into a new place and decided to go through the picture box. We were sitting on my bed and got out some pictures of Jon as a baby. Just then Jon finds it! Yes the "Cat Toy" Again he says hey whats this? Once again being the quick thinker I am I say, "Ummm ya that's a "Cat Toy"! Jon said, " Well we don't even have a cat." Oops slight mistake there! The first time 3 years earlier we actually had a cat! So I 'm sitting there, not thinking so quickly now as I watch my 7 yr old examine what he believes to be a "Cat Toy" Here comes the questions, " What does this do? How does a cat play with this? Isn't this to big for a cats mouth? I want to see how this thing works. Why would a cat roll this around on the ground? Maybe since we don't have a cat the dogs would like this?........ROFL Maybe Granny's cat would want it.   Ok now I'm thinking great! Can't you just picture it, You are sitting around the kitchen table and out comes your kid with the "Cat Toy", Hey Granny do you think your cat would like this??   Finally I said, "Let me have that I'll put it up." Jon said, "Why do you have to hide that? "Umm lets just look at pictures OK??" Ok but I still want to know how that thing works! Can you just imagine a few years down the road and Jon is dating and he finds his g/f "Cat Toy"? Hey my Mom has a "Cat Toy" just like this. I didn't know you had a cat! Well a few months later we actually got a cat! Hey Mom where is that "Cat Toy"? I want to see the cat play with that thing! Diversion time! I think we should just go to K-Mart and see what's on sale!! So the moral of the story is " Keep your " Cat Toys" well hidden!!

Funny Things My Kid Says

Subject	Funny Things My Kid Says!
DateCreated	7/8/2006 3:38:00 PM
PostedDate	7/8/2006 2:43:00 PM
Body	Funny Things My Kid Says!   by JdyJdyJdy   One day we were driving and we seen a flock of turkeys. I said, "wow those are some big turkeys!" He said, "Are they Butterball?" I was having a really bad day and said, " I should just jump in the lake!" He said, " What goods that gonna do? You can Swim!" Same bad day, he came up and said, " Your eyes are Sweating all over your face!" I put my swim suit on to get some sun, he said, " Well those exercises aren't working too good. You look good except for the bottom of your stomach, the top of your legs and the top of your arms !   but the  bottom of your legs, the top of you and the bottom of your arms is okay!" Mom would you tell that Dog she is not my MOM!! She keeps looking at me like she is! He said, " Could you give me some privacy? I am trying to talk to myself!" He said, " I cant walk that far" I said, "Why not" He said, "Cause I have a rock in my pocket." He said, " Well you should really try to quit smoking! You could use the candy kind like I do, only problem is they dont have your brand, I checked." Jon asks, " Do parrots talk?" I say,"some do, yes" Jon says, " Well you tell a parrot something and he just says it back to you. I think they should just call them REPEATS instead of parrots!" I am sure there are more and once he says them or I think of them I'll add them to this list!! Kids ! They do say the darndest things!! Is darndest a word?? lol

Ya Right "ONE"

Subject	Ya Right "ONE"
DateCreated	6/27/2006 3:20:00 PM
PostedDate	6/27/2006 2:17:00 PM
Body	Ya Right "ONE" by JdyJdyJdy   Okay so first I ask the age old question, " Why is there only "ONE" shoe on the side of road?" Or in this picture On the roof of a car? Then I have to ask why did I take this picture 30 yrs ago?? Was it some cosmic force that knew someday I would need to use this picture in a blog on MySpace?? Well its my theory that this same mysterious cosmic force is probably somehow connected to those missing socks! Yes those socks need a shoe right? So somewhere in the universe is lots and lots of "ONE" shoe and "ONE" sock communities. Maybe aliens only have one foot! ya that's another theory. Now on with the "ONE" thing...Ok whos genius idea was it to put "ONE" serving on stuff?? Like on the bag of these chips.... Serving size is "ONE" ounce then they calculate the calories and other BS on that...Now for all the mathmatically challenged what they really mean is this:( you have to multiply 140 by 4)! Thats right cause you know damn well you are eating this whole bag! lol That is a grand total of  560 calories. (yes I had to get out the computer calculator for that) The reason they put "about" 4 servings is because they secretly know you're gonna eat the whole bag so it doesnt really matter. Don't even get me started on the "ONE -Pull-Start" mowers...FOLKS! This is a trick! First off they did not have room on the mowers to put the word HUNDRED after ONE! Thats right! After they figured out it took more than "ONE" pull it was too late to redo the kabillion and ONE manuals, so the super executive said, " Let the stupid MF's figure it out themselves! After they get to pull number 99 its such a relief to only have "ONE" more to go! " Oh and "One" last thing....Wasn't this just a bunch of crap or what? lol

So Good It Will Make You Cry!

Subject	"So Good It Will Make You Cry"
DateCreated	3/17/2006 7:36:00 PM
PostedDate	3/17/2006 7:15:00 PM
Body	I went to lunch the other day at a local fast food restaurant. The name of  the place is Runza's. They are famous for their stuffed sandwiches. I tried one once...I think they would be better off being famous for their onion rings w/ ranch dip...yummy! Anyway as I approached the door I noticed a big sign advertising a new sandwich. It said, "SO GOOD IT WILL MAKE YOU CRY" So now I am thinking to myself, great I am gonna go in here and there are going to be people crying their eyes out yelling, OH MY GAWD! THIS SANDWICH IS SO GOOD! WAAAA! WAAAA! What a disappointment. I don't think anyone ordered that sandwich. I know I didn't. After all I really didn't feel like crying. I ordered my onion rings, sat down and stared at yet another sign saying the same thing, "SO GOOD IT WILL MAKE YOU CRY". I must have really been concentrating on  that sign. Some guy walked up to me and said I wish I knew what was so interesting... I thought to myself , order one of them sandwiches then you'll know! You see I figure that is the kind of sandwich people take home. Not many people want to sit and cry in a restaurant after all. So now I am picturing people going through the drive through and ordering the cry sandwich. They can't wait to get home cause they're hungry, so they chance it and eat some while driving...Oh NO...crying and driving can't be safe, I think that sandwich should come with a warning like, "DON'T EAT THIS WHILE DRIVING, DUE TO THE FACT THAT CRYING WHILE DRIVING IMPAIRS VISION!" Then I am thinking who the hell came up with that slogan? Why would anyone want to eat something that made them cry? Are there Habanero peppers secretly installed inside this sandwich? I would rather eat something that made me say YUMMY! So I would change that ad to "SO GOOD YOU'LL SAY YUMMY!" Of course they didn't ask ME! So now if I get really bored someday I may just order that sandwich. I will wait till the place is packed. Sit down, start eating the sandwich...start crying my eyes out and Yelling...OH MY GAWD! THIS IS SO GOOD! I CAN'T STOP CRYING! Of course I may have to pluck a nose hair out to actually start crying for real. I still can't believe it, a sandwich "SO GOOD IT WILL MAKE YOU CRY!" That damn sandwich best be better than sex then! lol

Subject	Career Choices from Hell!
DateCreated	3/9/2006 9:23:00 PM
PostedDate	3/9/2006 8:22:00 PM
Body	Some people have called me the Queen of Careers! That's right I lost count somewhere after 70 jobs! I have a list somewhere, every now and then when I am looking for a flashlight or a battery, I run across it and add the new jobs I have had since the last time I found the list. Currently I am the Embroidery Lady. Today I spent most of day sticking my hand down men's pants. I work with a machine that has four heads with 9 needles on each head. This machine sounds like a train clicky clacking down the tracks, it vibrates and goes up and down and in and out and back forth...My job is to watch the magic of thread becoming one with the fabric and creating a design. I watch, I pace, I pace I watch...I work in near isolation, so to cure that I buy candy...hehe At least then once in awhile a co-worker will stop by to get a treat...However they tend to sneak up on me to see if they can make me Jump...Damn it works every time too! I am currently planning a secret revenge to get them all back for that! This job is so different than a previous gig of being a children's photographer! Pooh bear used to be a part of my daily attire. I even went to lunch a few times with pooh under my arm. One day I couldn't sell a charm at all!  Those are the tiny tiny pics, sold for pure profit...I went to lunch and had a hot dog. After lunch I sold charms to every customer...I was HOT..I thought man I am eating hot dogs for lunch every day! No one said NO! They smiled more than usual and I smiled back.  Well I got home and went to the bathroom, looked in the mirror.....OMG there it was...mustard! Not just a tad either! I big old line of mustard above my lip. No one said SHIT! It had been there since lunch! Oh well I sold a crap load of charms...lol  Most of the time I spent 8 hours a day making 2 yrs old snot nosed kids laugh. By the end of the day all I could say was, boo boo, goo goo blah blah getchie getchie goo, la la..waa waa nana boo boo...I remember telling Moms, yes the red eyes and running nose Will show up in the picture! They would say, "Oh I know my child is sick and running a fever but they turned two today!"...Ok and they arent gonna be two next week??? One kid even puked on my foot! Then you had the people that would actually drive in a blizzard to get pictures taken, it always amazed me. The kids were actually great!!! It was the parents I could have done without! One Christmas I finally had all I could take and totally ass lost it! Some lady was trying to get some pictures for free because they didnt come in on time, then someone else chimed in and more and more and then people started fighting each other in the waiting area! OMG it was a total nightmare! I screamed at them and said just take all fucking pictures for free! OOPS! I was kindly escorted out of Sears...yes actually banned from Sears...rofl I didn't get fired though. I just couldn't work in that particular store. The bartender gig was fun! Hey I got paid to go out and I got to be the star at the same time...hehe Usually I worked in those Hole in wall bars, so I was the entertainment. I never had to clean up puke either! Someone was always drunk enough to clean that up for a free drink. ;) I will never forget the guy that drank the leftovers...ewwwww I even danced with a bucket on my head once. Great tip night...lol (yes I have pictures to prove it) of the bucket not the money. I am currently trying to figure out what to be next. If you have any suggestions leave them in comments. This is a small list of what I have already been ( cashier, secretary, cook, laundry aide, copy girl, waitress, cocktail waitress, refrigerator assembler, vending machine filler, sewing factory worker, cop helmet maker, taco bell, Hardees, Arbys, rubber stamp associate, gas station attendant, babysitter, bank receptionist, office assistant, weeded bean fields, shipping and receiving clerk, film printer, photographer, manager, dude ranch worker, casino worker, convenient store worker at Woody's, packaged foods worker, sub/pizza shop worker, transcription typer, solid gold dancer( well for one nite) lol..... Since this post I've also worked as a Controller, Office Manager, grocery store clerk, office temp,& Asst. General Manger of a Hotel. I haven't been able to work at all this past year due to chronic pain and some other things. One of these days maybe the doctor's will figure out what is going on and fix me!

Not Just For Xmas Anymore

Subject	Not Just For Xmas Anymore!
DateCreated	2/20/2006 4:04:00 PM
PostedDate	2/20/2006 3:41:00 PM
Body	As I was cleaning house today I noticed some of my Christmas lights were still up. So now comes the deciding factor, take them down or leave them up? I mean, I could just be getting a really early start on the next Xmas decorating season! Right? The lights are Red so I figured they went with Valentines Day. The next holiday is St. Patrick's Day...that could be a little tricky trying to have Red lights up on a Green Day! So to get around that I am just going anti Irish that day. Besides then I can avoid all those you got any Irish in you jokes. lol Aww then comes Easter, well heck throw a couple eggs up on the lights and call that good! Memorial Day was kinda bloody and Red really goes with that. Fourth of July? Yep Red works there too! Throw in a blue and white thing or two and I am all set! Lets see, Labor Day! Ok well if you labor really hard your face turns Red so that works too! This is awesome! Halloween ? Ok your thinking Orange right? Well a pumpkin with Red light eyes is really scary! Also it takes Red to make orange so technically that really does work. I could just get some yellow cellophane and hang it up over the Red lights then hey...Orange lights! Almost home free now! Thanksgiving right around the corner...hmmmm Ok got it, the turkeys gobbler thingy is Red!Stick up some turkeys and put them by the lights so it looks like their gobbler things are all glowing. Then here it is Christmas! No untangling the lights! They are in place ready to go! Now you may be asking, what about all the days there is no holiday? Well everyday you wake up alive is a holiday so just celebrate that! P.S. Dont put Red lights on your porch...lol

Dilemma of Delete

Subject	Dilemma of Delete
DateCreated	2/15/2006 8:46:00 PM
PostedDate	2/15/2006 8:29:00 PM
Body	I think the delete your friends button should make you go through a bunch of screens first...After all your probably doing it because of a momentary pissed off moment... Like screw them...DELETE! Maybe delete a friend should go to a screen that says, "Are you sure you wanna delete this friend?" Damn Straight! DELETE! Then it goes to a screen that says, " Now think about this! After all they were your friend, were they not?....   Hell no...DELETE! Next screen says, " Are you Mad at this friend?" Do you wanna have a cup a coffee and come back later to delete this person?   Yes still mad, don't want no damn coffee I said DELETE! Next screen says, "Why exactly are you mad at this friend and can it be fixed before you really really delete"....   Ok about now your wanting to delete the delete button...but your starting to think...ok maybe I was too fast to get mad...   No wait I am still pissed...DELETE...   Ok your friend has now been deleted....Would you like to UnDelete this friend?......   Oh Gawd yes! UNDELETE   Page says, there is no UNDELETE, I gave you plenty of chances, now go back to your friend  beg, crawl on your knees and kiss their feet! Next time take time to decide before you hit DELETE...lol Sucka!

Sex Ed Circa 1969

Subject	Sex Ed ..Circa 1969
DateCreated	2/11/2006 9:27:00 AM
PostedDate	2/11/2006 9:20:00 AM
Body	It was a bright spring day March 1969. I remember it was really bright as they closed the drapes in the library and assembled all the 6th through 8th grade girls together. We stood in the library giggling as Sister Antoinette said, "Today we are going to be having a talk on Sex Education"....OMG!...the Sister said, "SEX" Teehee, giggle giggle..... We already knew what Sex was, heck we seen dogs do it, cows do it, we seen the dirty pictures Laurie found in her dads garage...but at that age the thought of people doing "IT" or us doing " IT" wasnt exactly at the top of our list. Ewww! why would anyone want to do that? The main thing we were concerned about was how to stop the boys from pushing us down. The little pervs wanted to see our underwear! Anyway the talk goes on in a rather monotone boring way....zzzzzzz then here it came, This is what gets you pregnant! Yes the truth now comes, " Wearing Mini Skirts" Yep that is what does it! Shocked look on all our innocent little faces...(Damn thats all they sell these days, Hey its 1969! I bet all those girls in Public school are now knocked up!) We all look around at each other and laugh hysterically! Shit now we get sentenced to crap loads of saying "Hail Mary's" *rolls eyes* After the Mini skirt testimony, that can only be delivered by a nun in full nun attire can give, we were lined up in the hall and forced to our knees for the Measurment phase! Its only a mini skirt if its more than 2 inches above your knee...Out comes the ruler....Oh NO! Mine was 18 inches up....like they couldnt tell it was too short to begin with? lol (sent home after Sex Ed class) Oh gawd am I pregnant? I wore a mini skirt! Directly after the Mini skirt episode, we were also informed, "Do not stand by a white table cloth around Men!" (BLINK! GASP! WTF????) Thats right, it reminds Men of bed sheets and they will think you want sex, if you stand by a white table cloth......OMG where is the nearest White Sale?? I need a white table cloth! This is the truth as I remember it....I must have blacked out the rest! lol

Pot of Gold

Subject	Pot Of Gold
DateCreated	2/12/2006 11:31:00 AM
PostedDate	2/12/2006 11:08:00 AM
Body	Pot Of Gold by: JdyJdyJdy The proverbal Pot of Gold,  Where is it exactly? At the end of the Rainbow? Many have searched there, but the Rainbow has no end, its round and continuous.  What Is it hope, dreams, wishes? The Rainbow appears in wonderous color, during the quiet of the day, showing you that you have made it through yet another storm. Reminding you to be thankful for what you have. Telling you not to look so hard you can't see what is already there. A symbol, representing that beautiful things can come from even the worse of situations. Po Keep hope, dreams and wishes close to your heart, its been there all along.... for The Rainbow is the Pot of Gold.

Sun and Moon

Subject	Sun and Moon
DateCreated	2/4/2006 11:57:00 AM
PostedDate	2/4/2006 11:48:00 AM
Body	by JdyJdyJdy   I dont know who said "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" or is it the other way around?   Anyway I think Women are more like the Moon and Men are like the Sun. Why you say? Well the Moon has cycles and so do women. The Sun is a hot ball of fire just like men. I think the Sun and the Moon have a dancing romance of beauty and color. The Sun is always chasing the Moon. He gets behind her and makes her shine. The Moon doesnt always show her full self, but when she does she is marvelous. The Sun always sees the full Moon,  but respects her right not to show the whole world just how awesome she is. The Sun can be covered by clouds of dispair at times, but he is still shining brightly underneath it all. Somes days the Moon joins the Sun in the morning to peek at him in all his glory, as he rises up above the horizon and makes all the colors of the world spread out into the sky. Together the Sun and Moon make special days, like the eclipse. All the stars shine at night showing the love the Moon and Sun really have for one another. They adore each other for all to see. Seldom does the Moon seek to cover the Sun. For she is confident that he is there only for her. For the Sun must shine, that is his reason for being and it gives her life to know that.   Besides that, Whats that old saying? The Man "In" the Moon! Get it? Man in Woman! All along the secrets to successful relationships have been in the sky. Each be yourself, see each other for who you are and when its time to come together, shine brightly as the full moon on a clear night.....I think thats why coyotes howl at the Moon. :) They know whats going on...

Should Have Stayed in Bed!

Subject	Shoulda Stayed In Bed(repost)
DateCreated	2/3/2006 2:25:00 PM
PostedDate	8/19/2006 1:46:00 PM
Body	You know you should have just stayed in bed when you wake up kinda foggy. Then you look over at your alarm clock and the the numbers are blinking. Your hand reaches for the top of your head and you whack yourself thinking, SHIT! I am gonna be late for work. You stubble and hit your head on the wall and get knocked back into bed. Hmmm maybe you should just stay there?? Oh no, gotta get to work! You put on your last clean pair of socks, just to step in....oh christ, forgot to let dogs out. Okay maybe at this point coffee will help. You go to the coffee pot to find out you never shut it off yesterday. There you stand staring at 2 inches of muddy slug and a crystaline pot that you swear looks like a picture of Elvis. For a few minutes you stand, stare and wonder just how much that would go for on Ebay. Ok coffee is out, so you reach into the cubbard for some whiskey, then remember you havent drank in years, so no since lookin in the frig for a beer either. Oh shoot better phone into work, let them know your running late. Grab the phone and somehow the cord is not dangling from the wall, the cat must have got it. Off to find the cordless, awww there it is under the couch cushion. Pick it up to find out it only has enough battery power to tell you its out of battery power. Back it goes to the couch, in not so friendly a manner. You stomp off to see if you can find some kinda clean socks, then remember you gotta let the dogs out. You open the door, dogs run past you, door shuts...now your locked out of your house in your underwear and your dogs are loose. Break out the window, to get back in the house, because you forgot the other door was actually unlocked. That you discovered after remembering your dogs were still loose. Hmmm better get dressed, screw the socks.You go back to your room sit on the bed and contemplate whether or not to continue this day. All of sudden you hear music, your arm reaches out to hit snooze. Thank God it was all a dream! Or was it? Somedays your just better off staying in bed! Well my day wasnt quite that bad. My dog just jumped through my bedroom window, killed the neighbors cat and I screwed up a shit load of hats at work. I knew when I was at work I would have been better off staying home! Window is fixed now! I am so talented...lol Unfortunetly the cat is still dead. Now what do I do? I think I will just leave it and maybe somehow it will magically disappear...lol ( you know the coyotes might come get it for supper) Its not like it was a family cat or anything. It was a ferral cat, the neighbor feeds like 26 of them, well 25 now. Yikes that sucks. I was thinking of slipping it into the dumpster, but what if the neighbor comes out when I am doing that? Oh what a dilema. Its just been one of those days I shoulda just stayed in bed! P.S. I had to wait till dark to remove the evidence ;)

The "Slipper"

Subject	The "slipper"
DateCreated	1/28/2006 10:16:00 AM
PostedDate	1/28/2006 10:14:00 AM
Body	I think most everyone knows about the proverbial "slipper". You know Prince Charming goes around to all these chicks houses and has them try on the slipper, looking for his Princess. All these years I thought there really was a "slipper" and of course a Prince! *rolling eyes* Would I be wrong to assume the "slipper" is not really a slipper at all? I bet you ten dimes to a dollar it is a "dick" and back in the day when they wrote that story you could'nt say "dick:"... or Maybe I just think that because I seen the X rated version of Cinderella. So if some guy comes riding up to my house on a white horse, with a "slipper" and wants me to try it on, I am gonna say, " I am not missing any slippers and where the hell has that thing been anyway?" ...lol Hehehe Mindless Blog bobble......

Nothing

Subject	Nothing
DateCreated	1/24/2006 8:57:00 PM
PostedDate	1/24/2006 8:29:00 PM
Body	Have you ever had a friend call up and ask, " Hey what are you doing?" And you reply, " Nothing, what are you doing?" and they say, "Nothing" Well, hey you both just lied! ...lol It is really impossible to do nothing, for doing nothing is actually doing something. So why do people ramble off such nonsense? It is obvious both parties here are doing something! They are talking on the phone and that is also something. Its kinda along the same line as when people say, "How are you?" Standard answer is fine! (Unless you ask me that) lol... I always say something like, " How much time you got? or Do you really wanna know how I am or should I just say FINE!"  That is of course if I am not busy doing something, like thinking about how I can actually try and do "nothing". So now I wonder who came up with Nothing anyway? They had to be doing something, cause they were making up Nothing. Maybe nothing is just a word that means: Doing something totally ass boring. Ya! Maybe that is it, or it is just a word to make me think I am actually doing something. I guess the thing is maybe I just don't know how to do Nothing! Nothing is a word that is usually followed by But! Like I am going to do nothing but, lay on the couch, or I am going to do nothing but sleep...maybe nothing was made to go with but...I think I am on to something... lol Thats my final analyasis of  Nothing, it is just something to go with but. Well these words are nothing but, me attempting to do nothing but write in my blog.

Thoughts of the Young

Subject	Thoughts of the Young
DateCreated	1/19/2006 5:37:00 PM
PostedDate	1/19/2006 5:00:00 PM
Body	I was thinking today about something my little boy had said to me awhile back. He came up to me in the kitchen and said, " Hey Mom, you know what?" I said, "What?" He said, " Well you realize that the older you get the more Smarts you lose." I said, " Is that right?" and laughed a bit. Then he said, " Yes, and that means that right now I am smarter than you cause your old, but don't worry I am growing up and I am loosing some of my Smarts everyday too!"  What a funny kid. Then later that same week were outside burning trash, he came up to me looking very serious. I said, " Whats Up?" He looked up at me with thoughtful eyes and said, " The way I look at it I have two choices in life." I looked back a bit surprised this sentence came out of a 5 year old! I said," Well what are they" He said, " Well I figure I can be a farmer or a construction guy and thats it." I grinned and said, " Well you know you can be both! Farmers do construction work and some construction workers live on farms." He thought about that for a bit and said, " Well I think I am going to be a construction worker, cause the way I see it, God made construction men first. That way everyone else would have someplace to live!"  Now how cute is that? It got me thinking about when I was his age. When I was his age, I was always going out on little ventures with my dog Roscoe Beema. We would walk all over town and sometimes venture out in the country. (Wonder what my Mom was doing?) lol I was more interested in seeing how other people lived. Mrs. Neibor was my neighbor and she always made me lemonade and taught me how to play to bridge. She was fun. I remember thinking her son was so cute! I used to chase him around with my naked barbie doll. Boy could he run fast. lol We ate grapes off the vine and talked about growing up. We were gonna get married and be Vet's and save every animal, and of course raise sheep. lmao You know I ran into his sisters awhile back and he never did get married. hmmmm wonder if he is still waiting for me? hehehe Then I would round up my brother and drag him off on a picnic. The prettiest place was the cemetary. We would walk the mile or so out there and picked  the grave site that looked as if no one cared about them. The way we seen it this person needed some company. We would sit and have lunch and talk about what that persons life was like. We always came up with grand stories and we were positive that person liked us visiting them. Of course before we left we tried to find some pretty wild flower to put on the grave site. We smiled and walked back arm in arm.   Its nice to think back about some of things I did as a child. Lemonade Stands, selling Christmas cards, playing in mud puddles, sledding down big hills, until you just could not possibly walk back up one more time. :)   Oh selling Christmas cards! I used to dress my brother in ragged clothes, make him go bare foot. I would instruct him to look real SAD as the people would open the door. What a little saleswoman I was! lol It worked great too. I sold tons of cards and gave my little bro a cut of the profits. hehehe   I have carried many of those traits over into my adult life. It will be fun watching my little guy grow up and seeing what he chooses in life. I believe everyone should remember the pure thoughts they had as a child. Sometimes it really helps in the big old grown up world. Judy Chandlee

Ode To TImmy

Subject	Ode To Timmy
DateCreated	1/17/2006 6:38:00 PM
PostedDate	1/17/2006 6:32:00 PM
Body	I wrote this a few years ago after my nephew Timmy died, he almost made to 6 months old. He was an Angel on Earth. :) TO TIMOTHY   Y ODE TO TIMMY HERE FOR A SHORT WHILE REMEMBERED FOR A LIFE TIME LOVE SO BRIGHT LIKE A SHINNING STAR IN THE NIGHT A FACE SO SWEET A MIRACLE OF LIFE THAT ONE WAS HONORED TO MEET TIMMY DEFIED THE ODDS GIVEN TO HIM A BLESSING HE GAVE TO ALL HE MET FOR SUCH A SMALL LIFE TIME HE ALWAYS GAVE HIS BEST A MORE LOVING SOUL YOU'LL NEVER MEET FOR TIMOTHY WAS ONE OF KIND UNIQUE! IF WE COULD LOVE LIKE HE DID WE WOULD NOT HAVE TIME TO FIGHT FOR WE WOULD BE TO BUSY GAINING BLESSING EACH DAY EACH NIGHT SO IN OUR ODE TO TIMMY WE'LL TRY AND DO OUR BEST FOR HE SHOWED US LOVE & COURAGE WE NEED TO DO OUR BEST TO LIVE EACH DAY WITH FAITH AND KINDNESS THANKFUL FOR WHAT WE HAVE WE MISS AND LOVE YOU TIMMY THANK YOU FOR YOUR LOVE WATCH OVER US FROM HEAVEN AND THE STARS ABOVE WE'LL REMEMBER ALWAYS THE FEELING IN OUR HEARTS AS WE HELD YOU CLOSLY YOUR SPIRIT SHINED WITH LOVE SPREADING WARMTH AROUND US SO THANK YOU SO MUCH TIMMY AND THANK THE LORD ABOVE FOR LETTING US EXPERIENCE A MIRACLE ON EARTH WHO WILL REMAIN IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER AS A PEACEFUL PLACE TO SEE JUST HOW MUCH A LIFE LIKE YOURS IS SOMETHING WE SHOULD SEEK    Ode to Timmy by: Aunt Judy Moore

CD's to Jar Openers

Subject	CD's to Jar Openers
DateCreated	1/14/2006 10:01:00 AM
PostedDate	1/14/2006 9:59:00 AM
Body	Yesterday I went to Sam Goody on my lunch break. Yeah I shop on my lunch hour so sue me! lol  Anyway, I went to find the Gavin DeGraw CD Chariot. I love that CD! "Follow Through" is great, actually all the songs ROCK!   While I was there I noticed a sale, 3 CD's for a dollar or 99 cents a piece! (I just wonder what moron is gonna buy just one?) Hey good deal! Oh Wow! Some of my favorite songs are in here, damn I must be getting old! lol Like I care, better than paying like 16 bucks for it right? So I pick up some Reggae, Classical and SurfCity ....Wolfman Jack~ now those were the days. Wipe Out....lol    Now speaking of CD's, good grief it takes longer to get the damn CD out of the case than it does to listen it! Who invented all the shrink wrap and tape for these things anyway? I am thinking it was the same person that invented the glue for chip packages, or the genius that makes jars so dern hard to open. Ha! Acutally it only took me a week to open my jar of olives, so that is really an improvement from the two weeks it took to open the pickles. You see I somehow lost my handy dandy basic jar opener. That was a slick invention, basically it was just a hunk of round rubber that had the words, "Your basic jar opener" printed on it. I got that as a bonus for smoking cigarettes a few years back. Now its gone... I guess it figured out I was trying to quit smoking and said FU and disappeared. lol From CD's to Jar openers....my goodness my mind wonders...lol Hope your all having a great day! Judy

Thoughts of Winter

Subject	(+18) Thoughts of Winter
DateCreated	1/8/2006 12:53:00 PM
PostedDate	1/8/2006 12:49:00 PM
Body	The day was crisp and clear, the lake frozen. Clouds were slowly moving in with the breeze that blew his dark hair away from his masculine face. she looked into his dark brown eyes as they smiled at the breath that could be seen in the cold. She shuddered at his touch, as he moved her long blonde hair away from her face. The contrast between them was similar to the the warmth of their bodies and the coldness of the day. As there eyes met and slowly closed, their lips gently touched. The kiss was slow and warm, ever heating their bodies that had begun to chill with the frosty air. All that could be heard was the crackling of the fire and the birds of winter, as the snow slowly began to fall. As the snow fell, their bodies ever getting closer still embraced in a kiss that lasted, as though in a suspension of time. Oblivious to the surroundings they gently lay close to the fire. wrapped in only each others warmth, the heat was enough to melt every drop of snow which landed on them. Even with all the clothes of winter they managed to feel each others bodies ever readying for what was to come. Natural instincts took over and the point of no return had cast its spell upon them. More fiercely their passion grew. Quickly the clothes of winter were discarded, no one feeling the cold of winter, with all the heat being felt as they lay entwined in each other, filling one another with desires of the heart. Even now as the fire roared, it was no competition for the blaze of passion bursting near by. She welcomed the warmness of his body in hers, as he gently pressed himself inside her, it was wet, hot and inviting. Together they wondered at the feeling of such pleasure, steadily growing hungrier for each other, never wanting the moment to end. Snow steadily falling now, as they reached their wondrous eruptions together. Fully satisfied , laying in each others arms, the coldness of the day slowing seeping back in, clothes were returned to previous places and they sat being warmed by the fire that was both in front of them and within them.

Seasons

Subject	Seasons
DateCreated	1/4/2006 5:36:00 AM
PostedDate	1/4/2006 5:34:00 AM
Body	In the spring of life your but a bud, you bloom in summer for all to love and as you color and fade into fall your more seasoned, a friend to all and when your top is snowy and white your in the winter, a wise and shining light. For all the seasons that you reach, be all the person you can be make it special, make it right share your blessings, keep God in sight.   Each season comes with its share of storms, these are mear challenges presented at your door they make you stronger, they make you bright they touch your spirit, they give you light the light is shown so you can see, all the great blessings in sites yet unseen.   Ever faithful I want to be, for I know he has great plans for you and for me. For he is Ever present, filled with grace and love he gives us all the seasons and fills the sky with doves.  by JLM

Turkeys

Subject	Turkeys
DateCreated	1/4/2006 5:33:00 AM
PostedDate	1/4/2006 5:29:00 AM
Body	I was driving my six year old son to school the other day and we seen a large herd of  Wild Turkeys. ( Or is it Flock of turkeys? ) lol  Anyway I said Dang!, those are some darn big turkeys! From the backseat my son said," Are they Butterball?"   rofl

Separated By the Miles

Subject	Seperated by the Miles
DateCreated	1/3/2006 7:34:00 PM
PostedDate	1/3/2006 7:31:00 PM
Body	Separated By The Miles Never being able to touch that face, Kiss those lips My heart aches not to know the things I've missed. Hungry for the kiss that Rocks my world! Reality is sometimes too cruel, So i drift off to fantasy were you hold me tight Were our lips touch and melt into one Our minds swirling with wonder at feeling, tasting,enjoying the pleasures of each others bodies Smiling, teasing, playing, talking for hours I can almost feel your arms around me hugging me tight looking right at me and kissing me goodnight Maybe I'll stay here just a little bit longer, were I know you'll always be For the reality of real life is your not here right now snuggling me The miles are a distance that evaporate in my dreams So sweet dreams baby and a hug across the miles One day I hope to wake up and really see your Smile! by JLM

Comfortable Silence ( Repost from the old MySpace Days)

Subject	Comfortable Silence(repost)
DateCreated	1/2/2006 3:46:00 PM
PostedDate	8/30/2006 3:42:00 PM
Body	As we sit in comfortable silence, watching the sunset you take your hand in mine, we turn and smile The breeze gently blows and the sound of waves upon the beach make for a magical moment The twinkling in our eyes can only be matched by the stars that will soon rise Time is floating peacefully like the birds gliding on air Comfortable silence allowing for the beating of two hearts to be one joining in the serenity of all that is around us The sky darkens to colors vivid as the mind can imagine, the breeze cools as the silence begins to simmer Ever closer two minds become, listening in comfortable silence has now begun. by JLM

Repost from old Myspace blog

Subject	Photoshop Fun!
DateCreated	10/28/2006 8:34:00 PM
PostedDate	10/29/2006 5:07:00 AM
Body	Another Saturday night in the Village!! What to do??? Aww yes steal peoples pictures and play in Photoshop!! lol Ok and Sunday! oh and Monday too! ;) My Beautiful Niece Ameila!   My Good Friend the Angel!! CYN   My Good Friend the Lovely Terri!   I am still messing with this technique, kinda cool though! Hey Jacki its you with Blue Eyes...hehe My Good Friend The Amazing Jacki!   The Fabulous James Maddock, mark my words he'll be up on the stage grabbing a Grammy one of these days! >   I am on a Roll! lol     One of my First Wonderful MySpace Friends! Yvette!! :) My Good Buddy Marty!! Always FUN! ;) My friend with the beautiful Smile! Christina and her son.   I am currently working on a few others :) I'll post those soon!   I found tutorials for these at WWW.LORELEIWEB.COM Of course I always put my own spin on things, but tutorials are a great source of creative motivation for me. :)  Now back to Photoshop!!