Not Just For Xmas Anymore

Subject	Not Just For Xmas Anymore!
DateCreated	2/20/2006 4:04:00 PM
PostedDate	2/20/2006 3:41:00 PM
Body	As I was cleaning house today I noticed some of my Christmas lights were still up. So now comes the deciding factor, take them down or leave them up? I mean, I could just be getting a really early start on the next Xmas decorating season! Right? The lights are Red so I figured they went with Valentines Day. The next holiday is St. Patrick's Day...that could be a little tricky trying to have Red lights up on a Green Day! So to get around that I am just going anti Irish that day. Besides then I can avoid all those you got any Irish in you jokes. lol Aww then comes Easter, well heck throw a couple eggs up on the lights and call that good! Memorial Day was kinda bloody and Red really goes with that. Fourth of July? Yep Red works there too! Throw in a blue and white thing or two and I am all set! Lets see, Labor Day! Ok well if you labor really hard your face turns Red so that works too! This is awesome! Halloween ? Ok your thinking Orange right? Well a pumpkin with Red light eyes is really scary! Also it takes Red to make orange so technically that really does work. I could just get some yellow cellophane and hang it up over the Red lights then hey...Orange lights! Almost home free now! Thanksgiving right around the corner...hmmmm Ok got it, the turkeys gobbler thingy is Red!Stick up some turkeys and put them by the lights so it looks like their gobbler things are all glowing. Then here it is Christmas! No untangling the lights! They are in place ready to go! Now you may be asking, what about all the days there is no holiday? Well everyday you wake up alive is a holiday so just celebrate that! P.S. Dont put Red lights on your porch...lol