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You know you should have just stayed in bed when you wake up kinda foggy. Then you look over at your alarm clock and the the numbers are blinking. Your hand reaches for the top of your head and you whack yourself thinking, SHIT! I am gonna be late for work. You stubble and hit your head on the wall and get knocked back into bed. Hmmm maybe you should just stay there??
Oh no, gotta get to work! You put on your last clean pair of socks, just to step in....oh christ, forgot to let dogs out. Okay maybe at this point coffee will help. You go to the coffee pot to find out you never shut it off yesterday. There you stand staring at 2 inches of muddy slug and a crystaline pot that you swear looks like a picture of Elvis. For a few minutes you stand, stare and wonder just how much that would go for on Ebay.
Ok coffee is out, so you reach into the cubbard for some whiskey, then remember you havent drank in years, so no since lookin in the frig for a beer either. Oh shoot better phone into work, let them know your running late. Grab the phone and somehow the cord is not dangling from the wall, the cat must have got it. Off to find the cordless, awww there it is under the couch cushion. Pick it up to find out it only has enough battery power to tell you its out of battery power. Back it goes to the couch, in not so friendly a manner.
You stomp off to see if you can find some kinda clean socks, then remember you gotta let the dogs out. You open the door, dogs run past you, door shuts...now your locked out of your house in your underwear and your dogs are loose. Break out the window, to get back in the house, because you forgot the other door was actually unlocked. That you discovered after remembering your dogs were still loose.
Hmmm better get dressed, screw the socks.You go back to your room sit on the bed and contemplate whether or not to continue this day. All of sudden you hear music, your arm reaches out to hit snooze. Thank God it was all a dream! Or was it? Somedays your just better off staying in bed!
Well my day wasnt quite that bad. My dog just jumped through my bedroom window, killed the neighbors cat and I screwed up a shit load of hats at work. I knew when I was at work I would have been better off staying home! Window is fixed now! I am so talented...lol Unfortunetly the cat is still dead. Now what do I do? I think I will just leave it and maybe somehow it will magically disappear...lol ( you know the coyotes might come get it for supper) Its not like it was a family cat or anything. It was a ferral cat, the neighbor feeds like 26 of them, well 25 now. Yikes that sucks. I was thinking of slipping it into the dumpster, but what if the neighbor comes out when I am doing that? Oh what a dilema. Its just been one of those days I shoulda just stayed in bed!
P.S. I had to wait till dark to remove the evidence ;) |
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