Sex Ed Circa 1969

Subject	Sex Ed ..Circa 1969
DateCreated	2/11/2006 9:27:00 AM
PostedDate	2/11/2006 9:20:00 AM
Body	It was a bright spring day March 1969. I remember it was really bright as they closed the drapes in the library and assembled all the 6th through 8th grade girls together. We stood in the library giggling as Sister Antoinette said, "Today we are going to be having a talk on Sex Education"....OMG!...the Sister said, "SEX" Teehee, giggle giggle..... We already knew what Sex was, heck we seen dogs do it, cows do it, we seen the dirty pictures Laurie found in her dads garage...but at that age the thought of people doing "IT" or us doing " IT" wasnt exactly at the top of our list. Ewww! why would anyone want to do that? The main thing we were concerned about was how to stop the boys from pushing us down. The little pervs wanted to see our underwear! Anyway the talk goes on in a rather monotone boring way....zzzzzzz then here it came, This is what gets you pregnant! Yes the truth now comes, " Wearing Mini Skirts" Yep that is what does it! Shocked look on all our innocent little faces...(Damn thats all they sell these days, Hey its 1969! I bet all those girls in Public school are now knocked up!) We all look around at each other and laugh hysterically! Shit now we get sentenced to crap loads of saying "Hail Mary's" *rolls eyes* After the Mini skirt testimony, that can only be delivered by a nun in full nun attire can give, we were lined up in the hall and forced to our knees for the Measurment phase! Its only a mini skirt if its more than 2 inches above your knee...Out comes the ruler....Oh NO! Mine was 18 inches up....like they couldnt tell it was too short to begin with? lol (sent home after Sex Ed class) Oh gawd am I pregnant? I wore a mini skirt! Directly after the Mini skirt episode, we were also informed, "Do not stand by a white table cloth around Men!" (BLINK! GASP! WTF????) Thats right, it reminds Men of bed sheets and they will think you want sex, if you stand by a white table cloth......OMG where is the nearest White Sale?? I need a white table cloth! This is the truth as I remember it....I must have blacked out the rest! lol